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The Boob Screen Saver Project

June 26, 2009 // Posted in Beauty  |  2 Comments

For todays installment of Boobs & Beer Friday, I’d like to talk about the Boob Screen Saver Project that I’m working on.  And sadly….yes, my slideshow has quit working.  It blew up!  I offered it a Kleenex, but its just too messy to clean up…for now.  So I’m in the hunt for a new slide show plug-in (If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know).

Anyways…I have gotten some submissions for my Boob Screen Saver project, but mostly I get the “What the hell is it” question.  So its time to just outline the project here (even though I touched on it in earlier posts) so that people can read for themselves.  If there are any questions afterward, please feel free to email me.

So here’s the deal.  Everyone that knows me, knows that I love boobs!  And honestly…I don’t know anyone (male or female) that doesn’t, and that includes my lovely wife.  To pay tribute to the well-rounded female anatomy, I am putting together a group of pictures of boobs and making my own personal screen saver, as I’m sure thousands of men have done before me.  This isn’t ground breaking stuff people…it’s just boob pictures flashing (forgive the pun) on my screen.  There is a theme to this however, and some parameters that I am strictly adhering to:

  1. These must be personal pictures (anyone can get boobs off the internet, so there is nothing really special there)
  2. There needs to be at least two pictures:
    1. one in your favorite lacy bra (or something similar)
    2. one bare
  3. You must be 18 years or older (I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko)
  4. Obviously, if you have a significant other…they must approve (I’m not looking to cause anyone grief)

Once I get the pictures, I crop them to ensure that no faces are viewable.  This not only throws the emphasis on the breasts, but also provides some anonymity to my gracious contributors.  This is important because if I have a house guest over and they accidentally sees the screen saver, they would have no idea who the breasts belong to.  Not that submissions from my online friends would be instantly recognized (although I’m sure it could happen), but my local friends would have that level of protection whether they wanted it or not.

So you see….there is nothing nefarious about this, and all submissions stay private.  This project goes nowhere without your charitable contributions…and we Americans are the most charitable people.

There it folks.  Nothing complicated.  It costs nothing. It’s just a display of beauty.

I hope that answers everyone’s questions, but please feel free to email me from my Contacts page if you have any.

Love you all!

Happy Boobs & Beer Friday!

Hendo

BOOBS & BEER FRIDAYS! (explained)

June 5, 2009 // Posted in Beauty, FEATURED_POST, Uncategorized  |  1 Comment

Okay, Boobs & Beer Friday explained.

In my opinion, Fridays are the best day of the week and should be celebrated after your work day is through.  I love Fridays!  I also love beer…and of course…boobs!  So what better day to have a little celebration of the things that I love than Fridays?

Those of you that know me well will say that I love Boobs and Beer on any day…and you would be correct.  But Boobs & Beer Friday is more for my Twitterverse friends (but all are invited to participate) since most of the week, we’re really armchair quarterbacking politics.  As much as I love to explain why my right wing views are “right”, I can’t do it EVERY DAY!  I need a break!  I know my left wing friends need a break as well (especially with this new president).  :)   So Boobs & Beer Fridays was born…because who doesn’t like either???  And yes, Beer can be substituted for your drink of preference, but the name still has to stay the same.

So what does Boobs & Beer entail?  Well, to be quite frank with you (even though my name is Dave), nothing really.  Just the thought of it should put a smile on your face.  If it doesn’t, then you REALLY need to wind down some and learn to have some fun.   There is no negative conotation expressed in the title, and there is no intentional demeaning of women in its purpose.  If anyone does get offended by it, then you need to immediately put your feet up and down two drinks quickly, because you REALLY need it.

Now, anyone wanting to participate in Boobs & Beer Friday is greatly encouraged to do so.  I am also willing to post a picture of you showing off your Boobs & Beer Friday in my slide-show, if you so choose.  Bikini tops, bra’s, bare, whatever…will be accepted.  But I will only run that slide-show on Fridays.  Guys, don’t be shy…women love to see as well.

Just remember…this is all in fun.  If you can’t have fun with this, just block my posts and blog site.

It is Boobs & Beer Friday, and now I get to go home to start it off right!

Love to all!

Hendo

LOVE Renaissance Festivals

June 2, 2009 // Posted in Beauty  |  2 Comments

Last Saturday was the opening weekend for the Kentucky Highland Renaissance Festival.  What a great time!

The best thing about Renaissance Festivals is the CLEAVAGE!!! I love to see the milky white (red by the end of a day in the sun) breasts…er…cleavage,  bound up in tight lacy or floral material!  Long hair flowing over the shoulders!  Tankards of ale; smiles and winks!  Hugs; innuendo’s; singing and wubbies!

Yep!  Nothing beats a good Renaissance Festival to lift the spirits (among other things).

Thank you Ladies!  I do love you so!

Hendo

To Implant or Not…

May 26, 2009 // Posted in Beauty, FEATURED_POST (Tags: ) |  3 Comments

I don’t know….this topic just kind of popped in my head.  I’m thinking that the obvious answer is …  Yes!

Look, I personally don’t care if you get implants to increase your chest size or not.  I mean…I get that there are medical reasons to have it done, but more often than not, it’s an elected surgery strictly for enhancing the the size of the boobage.

So if we rule out any medical reasons for getting implanted, that leaves self-confidence/self-esteem as the general reasons to get it done.  Unless you’re getting into porn.

In general, yes…men have certain size preferences that they would like to, eh-hem, handle… and that preference runs the size spectrum.  However, when the opportunity comes for the (at minimum) hands on relationship, guys are just pleased to be able to touch, hold and caress them no matter the size.  I believe I stated something of the like in an earlier post.

On the flip side, man has not evolved to the point where they won’t ogle a woman with large breast.  Even if that woman is at great distance, man, by law, has to look.  Those that drool while observing, probably need sensitivity training and definitely some behavioral education.

If I personally don’t care what size you are, then why do I say yes to getting implants?  It’s simple.  If you have a self-esteem or self confidence problem, and you think that increasing the size of your breast will boost your confidence…then pump up those puppies!  With your self-confidence and esteem boosted, you’re better situated to exceed in life!  Because in the end, it’s your self confidence that will fuel your drive to succeed.

Whatever you do, don’t increase your bust size and then get upset when men start staring at you more.  You know that’s going to happen even before you ballooned the bosums, so you can’t get mad when it happens.  Unless, of course, their drooling as well.

It’s just my opinion.  I’d like to hear yours!

Hendo

The Cleavage Rule?

May 21, 2009 // Posted in Beauty (Tags: ) |  3 Comments

Okay, things are getting way out of hand.  I heard a news report this morning that female teachers are not allowed to show ANY cleavage what-so-ever!  What is this about????

Look, if teachers that have cleavage do not show it…even on occasion…male students are going to have less interest in the class!   It’s just human nature for a guy to catch a cleavage shot!  Hell, we look forward to them!

I’m gonna hunt down that news report and post it here.  This is just rediculous!

UPDATE:  I haven’t been able to find the article yet, but I did find some stuff on student dress codes, with reguard to cleavage.  I can’t dig any further here at work due to acceptable use policies, so I’ll try to look some more when I get home from playing poker tonight.

They call me the Boob Man!

May 15, 2009 // Posted in Beauty (Tags: ) |  4 Comments

(Sorry, no picture attached on this one, so just view the previous one for now)

It is BOOBS & BEER Friday!

Some people (generally females) don’t get the fascination that I have with Boobs, so I’ll try to explain a part of it here.  First, let me preface this by saying that I’m not just a Boob man.  I find women to be the most beautiful creatures on this planet.  And generally, it’s not because of their boobs.   A woman who smiles is very beautiful.  A woman with long curly hair is beautiful.  How a woman walks is beautiful.  I can go on and on here.  I love women, and just about everything about them is beautiful to me.

But lets talk about Boobs!  I was in a conversation last night (that I didn’t start) about Boobs and why men love them.  The crux of the conversation was that men just love Boobs!  Whether they are big or small, it doesn’t really matter.  However, if they are warming the persons knees, then they may not be quite as attractive.  But in either case, guys want to see Boobs.  However, when asked “Why?”, it’s hard to answer.

I’m often asked why the fascination, and many times (particularly in the mornings) I don’t have an answer, or decorum prevents me from going into details.  The truth is…there is no one answer that fits the question.  Lets look at it from physical perspective…Boobs are a couple of fleshy bags of stuff.  I don’t even know if it’s muscle or just tissue (hey…it’s not Dr. Hendo…it’s KingHendo), so I’ll just use fleshy bags of stuff.  Some bags are larger than others, and though I admit that I love the larger fleshy bags, the smaller ones are just as fun!

Boobs are also semi-squishy…but don’t use them as stress balls (found that out the hard way in my youth).  Because of their “semi-squishiness”, I (men in general) have a compulsion to grab hold and massage away on them.  I can’t write in words the feeling you get from holding them, or caressing them, or squeezing them…all I can say is that men do have an undying urge to handle them in any fashion.

Now of course we can’t go around all day and start grabbing every one’s boobs.  That would just be wrong.  Since we can’t do that, we look at them.  All of them.  There’s not a man out there (only speaking for the heterosexuals out there) that doesn’t look at every pair that come into view.  Be it a sideways glance or an all out rude stare, guys are looking.  Women know we look, and I dare say, a grand majority of women want us to look.  Everyone knows that men are visual creatures.  WE WANT TO SEE THEM!

Even those of us in monogamous relationships, we’re looking!  Not because we don’t like the ones that our girlfriend or wife has, but because we want to see all of them!  We’re not comparing one woman’s to the next, we’re wondering how they all feel!  But let me get a little more specific.

My personal curiosity of those wonderful, fleshy bags of stuff go beyond what they feel like.  I want to know how they are packaged as well…IF they’re packaged at all.  Are they lovingly wrapped in pretty lace and sheer material (my favorite), or are they encapsulated in deceiving cloth covered foam?  In either case, do the upper coverings have a matching mate below?  There are many things to consider here, and that’s just me as a guy, wondering what’s going on.

So I guess one could say that I have an obsession for Boobs…that wouldn’t be too off track.  But it’s also important to remember that it’s not just Boobs, it’s the complete girl.  And if I happen to miss one while walking through the store or while driving  around, my wife will be sure to point them out to me!  She IS the reason that I’m a blessed man.

I’m no pervert… I’m just an avid admirer.

And who isn’t!

Hendo


Beauty As I See It!

May 11, 2009 // Posted in Beauty (Tags: ) |  1 Comment

You know, beautiful women are great to see no matter which gender you are!  As a man, it is an honor to gaze upon such loveliness each day.  Thank you ladies!